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Sorry, too many Sour Patch Kids.

Finally full of energy, and desperate for human company, I went down to bother Nathan this evening, a trip that reaffirmed how disturbingly incestuous Stanford social scene can be. Somehow everyone knows everyone else and has either dated, or wanted to date his or her roommate. Hence, my lack of desire to go to Stanford for bschool, lest I end up dating my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's cousin's fiance's brother. Or something.

In other news, a new study came out of Hong Kong today, the best since the one that showed a correlation between eating fast food and obesity. Titled "Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt", the study measured flaccid HK-peni with ones from other region of the world, and found them, er, competitive. Heather and I thought this was good news for Chinese boys, who can bring a copy of this article with them to every date and Tribecca party, but then Eric Pop argued that flaccid penis size means nothing. "There are showers, and there are growers," he said knowingly. We could only nod our heads in awe - after all, he has a PhD and we don't.

BTW, Dingle - "monogamous" and "hemophiliac" do NOT mean the same thing.