underwire for men?

I talked to A tonight and told him that I finally picked out his gift. This reminded me of Karen's suggestion that I dress up in some sexy lingerie and show up at his door as his present.

"Hehe," he leered. "I wouldn't mind that."

Roll eyes. "Hon, when YOU decide to wear whale bone underneath your scrotum to prop up your balls, I'll wear a corset for you."

He thought about it for a second (wincing, I'm sure) and concurred that "cotton panties are fine."

Why do we women torture ourselves? Isn't it time that guys spent the effort to impress US?