who wants to be my cousin?

kevin: by the way, do you know anyone named grant or scott kwan?
serena: no
kevin: ok
serena: i don't fraternize with asian ppl
kevin: because my friend eric got a picture from his friend of australia
kevin: that i recognized
serena: ...?
kevin: it is the picture that was on your door
serena: which picture
kevin: the one with you punching your roommate
serena: huh
serena: how weird
serena: are you sure its me?
kevin: it's the exact same picture
serena: nuts
kevin: and eric's friend says you're his cousin
serena: you're my cousin
kevin: is there any family we have that you're not telling me about? :]
kevin: YES
serena: as far as i know, you're the only cousin i have
kevin: ok
serena: any other cousing i hve are in taiwan and/or are also your cousins
kevin: so that is quite bizarre
serena: maybe he means that one of the guys is his cousin
kevin: eric wants you to know that scott kwan is a dick
kevin: that's what i thought