the sorry state of dating (yawn)

I've decided that text messaging is the new email - in other words, the new chickensh*t way of hitting on someone you like. In fact, its even worse/better, because you don't need to construct a coherent sentence, spell, or even have a real thought.

I've been getting random text messages from guys who are interested, but know I'm not into them. What happened to the good old days of coming by and stalking?? I guess in a way I'm grateful, because I don't need to screen calls or make small talk.

I find this new method of evasive stalking highly ineffective. Which I guess is ok, since, according to today's news, Americans are too tired to have sex anyways.

*Yawn* I need a nap.