my mother is insane

She calls me over the weekend to tell me that they've just bought another house in Pennsylvania, where they will be going on the weekends. Uh huh.

"Its in the middle of nowhere," I whined. "Where the hell is Reading, anyways?"

"Don't worry, honey," she soothed. "Its 10 minutes away from one of the largest outlet centers in the country."

And I was mollified. She does know me so very well.